Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Being Silly

Well, at last, O my brothers, I'm on my oddy-knocky. But not for long, so I'm getting this in quickly.

Call up some woman who I was good friends with at one point: Bring yourselves and the kids for lunch, I say cheerfully, its been ages since we've got together. Come and see the new house. Well, she falters, Georgina's got horse rangers and George has got some shit or other (this is paraphrasing), perhaps its better if I just pop round in the week.

Call up sister in law - come to lunch and bring the kids and see the house. Well, SHE falters, we've got weight boarding and rugby and..... Me and Paul can pop round for a couple of hours on Friday night.

Invite a mate for Son to go with him to Thorpe Park on his birthday next month. Well, the mother falters, he was sick last time and he hates this ride and that ride.... can he come and not go on any rides????

I won't even repeat my reply to that one.

What is it with these bastards? Why do they have to get silly about bloody everything? Bollocks to it - am having a bloody lunch on my own! Because I don't piss about like people round here! Does anyone wanna come for lunch on Sunday? Please? If you do, let me know if you're vegetarian or not and you can have a courgette or something.


French Fancy said...

If I was there I'd come - tell us about the new house. And what was all that teasing about moving to Poland?

do explain Jennifer

menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

Bummer. have a huge lunch, get ratarsed and enjoy!

Chairman Bill said...

Let me know the address - however, I don't eat soft cheeses and I don't like green beans, and....

Elizabeth Bradley said...

I'm up for lunch, but can't afford the flight! Post pics of the new house, we're curious.

Suburbia said...

I'd love to come for lunch please - as long as I don't have to eat!!! Only joking, I LOVE my food!

(Didn't know you'd moved already, sorry, must have missed a post or two)


Milla said...

perhaps they don't like you, love? Can't imagine that, but anything's possible. And not a bloody vegetarian.

Dave Pie-n-Mash said...

1. I didnt realise you had finally moved. Congratualtions! thats one trauma over with.

2. Where did you move to that no one wants to visit? Do you live in Dagenham now?

Jennysmith said...

FF, lovely to hear from you. Yes, I know you'd come. Poland - ah yes, beautiful flats in Warsaw for a fraction of the price.

Thank you MOB, will raise a glass to you.

Now Bill, I was going to serve up Soft cheese stroganoff with a side dish of green beans. Now be a real man and shovel it down. My Husband would..(not!)

Elizabeth and Suburbia, will also raise a glass to you. And to you,Milla. Sadly I think you're right - they would have made an effort for someone they liked! Tho' hang on, YOU haven't asked to come! Does that mean..?.sob!

Hi Dave, yes I know what you mean. My new address obviously offends them in some way. Mind you, I won't hear a word against Dagenham! Dudley Moore came from there!

Lovies, treasures, o brothers, off to make a new bastard list


Suzysoo said...

Hahaha! Oh Jen it is good to read you again!! xx

Polly said...

Eh I hate those kinds of people, for goodness sakes just get your butts over there and bring cake.