Friday, 14 May 2010

Remorse!

Feel so bad about slagging Julie Andrews off like that. I have mellowed and calmed down, and am loyal to JA again. I realise life is too short - and that Front Row said there was no chance of getting your money back. Will live with What Might Have Been.

Would you believe I've got to stay in all day? To await a package. And do you know what this frackin' package is? Lady Ga-Ga tickets! I mean for Fracks sake! I'm not even going to see the bitch. Its for Husband and kids.

I mean I've waited in for many a thing (see my post: Great packages I have waited in for!), Daughter's phone, a mattress from Dreams - but poxy concert tickets? Why couldn't they have come through the post like my Julie Andrews tickets? Never did her any harm, Royal Mail, did it? But oh no, that would be too simple, wouldn't it. Its from a second party or some such shit. Stopped listening by then. It was time for my fag.

Bollocks! Anyone got a light?

3 comments:

Polly said...

I hope your family appreciates you for this! my sister went to Gaga and loved it. Hope your family do to, Im sure its going to be a spectacle.

nixdminx said...

wow - I never found the 02 that bad but I did hear the news reports about JA. I went to see Prince there and loved the show, I hope you have a better time next time - now Gaga I could do

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