Been hauled off into the outside world again, o brothers. This time in the form of Son's year 6 teacher. In fact, we were hauled in to see him by appointment one morning - again.
Gad! That man's criminally handsome. Young, earnest, well-meaning. All bed-worthy stuff. He bats for the other team, a dinnerlady told me. But thats probably just a phase he's going through! I mean, he's only about thirty - what do you know at thirty -eh? He loves birds really. Especially experienced ones who are at least twenty years older!
I mean he goes on a bit. Talks a lot about that fancy book-learning and teaching and that. But bless him, he can talk about that for a while if he wants. I'll indulge him. Anyway, told Husband I was getting married to Son's teacher, and do you know, he just laughed. Said HE'd have more chance with him than I would. What does he mean?
Anyway, Son is not doing the work. He has a high ability but mucks about. I start gazing at Sir's hairy chest poking through his shirt. Does he know how many times I've heard this? From year One , was it? I can't come in and do the learning for him, love.
And a girls mother had phoned and complained to him that Son and his mates' made her daughter "uncomfortable" because they'were talking about Grand Theft Auto and other X box games and that. This was allegedlly in the playground. Well, I had no time for that shit! Can the silly cow not walk away then? Wanted attention from her career mother , did she? What a load of old shit.
er - thats it. Lunch is ready
8 comments:
Criminally handsome you say? From just your description I am seduced. Clearly girl's mother finds the teacher very sexy too and will find ANY excuse to call him up. I wonder if her daughter even knows...!
I predict a lot of PTA meetings will now be full of earnest mums trying to catch a glimpse of 'Sir'.
Maybe let hubby go on a date with him first to see if he's worth it.
I too love having 'Mrs Robinson' moments.
You never know he might change ends at half time.
xxx
No Pic Jenny? Shame, could do with a little titillation !
oh my god, it sounds like you're living in Glee - and what about Xbox? Don't get that, if they were talking about S*Xbox at that age, I'd be changing schools tho.
oooo he sounds especially nice, perhaps you could bribe your son to behave badly again to arrange more meetings!!
Hahaha! Oh Jenny, I have missed you!! xx
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