Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Please Sir!

Been hauled off into the outside world again, o brothers. This time in the form of Son's year 6 teacher. In fact, we were hauled in to see him by appointment one morning - again.

Gad! That man's criminally handsome. Young, earnest, well-meaning. All bed-worthy stuff. He bats for the other team, a dinnerlady told me. But thats probably just a phase he's going through! I mean, he's only about thirty - what do you know at thirty -eh? He loves birds really. Especially experienced ones who are at least twenty years older!

I mean he goes on a bit. Talks a lot about that fancy book-learning and teaching and that. But bless him, he can talk about that for a while if he wants. I'll indulge him. Anyway, told Husband I was getting married to Son's teacher, and do you know, he just laughed. Said HE'd have more chance with him than I would. What does he mean?

Anyway, Son is not doing the work. He has a high ability but mucks about. I start gazing at Sir's hairy chest poking through his shirt. Does he know how many times I've heard this? From year One , was it? I can't come in and do the learning for him, love.

And a girls mother had phoned and complained to him that Son and his mates' made her daughter "uncomfortable" because they'were talking about Grand Theft Auto and other X box games and that. This was allegedlly in the playground. Well, I had no time for that shit! Can the silly cow not walk away then? Wanted attention from her career mother , did she? What a load of old shit.

er - thats it. Lunch is ready

9 comments:

Stigmum said...

Criminally handsome you say? From just your description I am seduced. Clearly girl's mother finds the teacher very sexy too and will find ANY excuse to call him up. I wonder if her daughter even knows...!

French Fancy said...

I predict a lot of PTA meetings will now be full of earnest mums trying to catch a glimpse of 'Sir'.

Powderroom said...

Maybe let hubby go on a date with him first to see if he's worth it.

Marie and John said...

I too love having 'Mrs Robinson' moments.

You never know he might change ends at half time.

xxx

Suburbia said...

No Pic Jenny? Shame, could do with a little titillation !

nixdminx said...

oh my god, it sounds like you're living in Glee - and what about Xbox? Don't get that, if they were talking about S*Xbox at that age, I'd be changing schools tho.

Polly said...

oooo he sounds especially nice, perhaps you could bribe your son to behave badly again to arrange more meetings!!

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Suzysoo said...

Hahaha! Oh Jenny, I have missed you!! xx