Sunday, 6 June 2010

My Little Trouble

I think Sunday night must be the most treacherous of half-term. Because its the slowest of them all. The dim light of Monday ahead in a dank tunnel. The weak glow glimpses normality and the house back to myself.

Its not just me tho' that is so ill-humoured, o my brothers. The kids are bored and burnt out. Though it is the last thing they'd admit, they really do need the routine of school. And Husband, well, he just gets on my tits.

I've got my little trouble back. Thats the trouble, if you see what I mean. A dreadful and painful swelling " downstairs". I think its related to the World Cup. Because I had this little trouble in 1990, especially during that grudge match and penalty shootout with Germany. I felt England's agony - quite literally.

Tho' it could, of course, just be cystitis. Anyway, would help if they could all sod off! And what is it with this heat shit????

Do you think smoking fags is a good cure for cystits? I do. Along with a cappucinno, beer and wine? Those are the cures I would subscribe from my private clinic in Hounslow.

8 comments:

Stigmum said...

Aaaargh, ouch, England better bloody win. Feel your pain, not pleasant. Beers, fags, anything you can get your hands on in the mean time and cranberry juice if all else fails. Erm, good luck! x

Chairman Bill said...

I recommend a good dousing in bleach.

Jennysmith said...

Tried that one, Bill, during the World Cup in Mexico City! er - what year was that one?

Bless you, Stigmum, yes, cranberry juice. What spirit do you put in there tho'? xxx

French Fancy said...

Put blobs of Vagsil on and drink copious amounts of wine - that should do the trick

x

Suburbia said...

Sounds nasty, but I think your cure will do the trick, well, it will lift your spirits anyway!

Stigmum said...

I always go for Vodka! Nice and cold from the freezer! xxx

宛美黃惠妹 said...

成功多屬於那些很快做出決定,卻又不輕易變更的人。而失敗也經常屬於那些很難做出決定,卻又經常變更的人..................................................

Polly said...

Oh no, sounds like you are on a winner of a cure. Hope the swelling goes down soon.