Sunday, 21 June 2009

Our Two Additions



Here are our two little additions to the family. Picked 'em up in a sale at some posh design company down the road. I really relate to them.


Now, am I that desperate for comfort? Or have I really cracked this time?

The only dogs I've only ever related to before this dynamic duo are : Henry the Dog, Snoopy, Gromit and Scooby Doo.

I wonder what the Vet will make of them. I don't have any names for them yet. Answers on a postcard please and the winner gets awarded a Polish fag that I will purchase in Warsaw - (will talk about that another time) - but please note they will almost certainly be out of date. Gives it that sort of authentic feel.

Tried to get you a night out with Fatso but the lazy bugger was asleep watching the cricket so I couldn't ask/tell the stupid sod. Should set these dogs onto him.

21 comments:

Suburbia said...

Awww, bless! How about 'Thing 1 and Thing 2'?

I wish I had one!

Dave Pie-n-Mash said...

How about dog-end and fag-end

Jennysmith said...

Good ones, sweeties, they will go on The List (not the bastard one). Yours particularly shows promise, Dave. You could be tasting that Polish fag.

xxxx

@eloh said...

I find their tails of a suspicious nature.

Is this some sort of devious little trick?

I think they are really some horrid anti smoking devices. Stick that tail in your mouth and be pacified that it's a ciggy.

Suck away, next thing you know you have a horrid little fat dog in your throat and bam, you're a goner.

You'll find I'm not easily fooled, I'll sit back and have me a smoke or two whilst I puff up over exposing those little red bastards in all their devious cuteness.

troutay said...

Big Blob and Little Blob.

My dog doesn't look like that!

But yours stay clean.

Chairman Bill said...

Hate to disabuse you old girl, but they're obviously sheep and not dogs.

French Fancy said...

I remember an old series of Big Brother having these creatures in the garden. Want Want Want

The Dotterel said...

'Bastard' and 'Git' for my money. I think the fags mine...

Jennysmith said...

Hi sweeties, of course FF, THATs where i've seen them before! When Big Brother was good and original and worth watching! I thought they looked familier! Almost tempted to name 'em after some housemates but couldn't quite stomach it.

Good entry Troutay, you could be in the running for that fag!

My dear @eloh and Chairman Bill, you have got these innocent little creatures all wrong! And I'm sure two clever young men like you can come up with a good strong name or two - just think of that Polish out of date fag within your grasp!

Now take a tip from your blogging brother the Dotterell. Look at the good and wonderful names HE has offered up. You could be right, D, that fag could be yours.

And you, FF, I want a good name from you . Don't you want an out of date Polish fag then?


Will let you know who's won xxxx

Chairman Bill said...

On the basis of the lower photo, I've changed my mind. They're obviously elephants holding their trunks up in the air and shot from above.

Chairman Bill said...

Orange, and er.... Orange.

Chairman Bill said...

Rick Wakeman and Arthur Smith?

Chairman Bill said...

David Cameron and Gordon Brown?

Chairman Bill said...

Henna and Sun-In?

Rebel Mother said...

I thought I had better leave a comment before Chairman Bill does!
He does make me laugh.

How about Hedges and Benson or Ash and Fag or Posh and Becks? (seeing as they are a posh design). Bonnie & clyde, John and Yoko, Bill and Ben, or Fat and So!

I'm rambling..RMxx

Jennysmith said...

Thats a vast improvement, Bill sweetie, much more of an effort. And I really love Orange and Orange - what an exciting concept! You're in the shortlist now.

And you, Rebel Mother, a brilliant effort - Fat and So are the hottest favourites.

Do you mean rambling as in a mental sense or a Janet Street Porter rambling in the countryside sense? xxx

Chairman Bill said...

Fully Inflated and Not Fully Inflated?

Chairman Bill said...

Pint and Packet of Crisps?

Chairman Bill said...

Morph & Mindy

troutay said...

How about Nick O. Teen and
Al K. Hall?

Two of my favs.....

Polly said...

ooohhh they are posh aren't they.

Im having absolutely no inspiration in the name department - I just feel there is no beat Fat and so.