Not a good start to the day. Woke up with a deep suspicion. Went up to the bathroom and washed my hair. And combed it afterwards. And yes, my suspicions were confirmed. I had bloody nits!!! I could feel the buggers jumping on and biting my neck last night.
Those things never normally come near me. They bite my poor daughter to death but they usually leave me alone. Apparently there's a terrible infestation this year. They must be pretty bloody desperate to live on MY head. I've had my hair full of chemicals and peroxide virtually since i was born. They have gone straight to number one on my bastard list, i tell you.
I stink of Neem shampoo and tea tree oil, people were giving me funny looks at the supermarket. £18 I spent up at the chemists on oils and shit. I tell you, if you want to start your own business in this dodgy economic climate, set up your own nit busting company, you'll rake it in!! No credit crunch will stand in the way of driving out nits!
My neck is itchy from where the sods have been biting it. Hate them so much. Feel so dirty and infested. Bloody fed up!