Tuesday 21 July 2009

Haircut 100

Now don't you laugh! I know they've cut it a bit short but there's no need to snigger.

I mean I'm the first to admit that this harsh haircut makes me look a bit Big Bertha-ish out of a prison but I assure you it will grow (soon, i hope).

Was that someone laughing over there? And you, next to her, in blue, you can wipe that smile of your face too. Now look! Its not that short - ok?

You can really see the grey in my hair now. Oh Lordy! Has anyone got some peroxide? I've got a paintbrush here somewhere.

Whatever got into me? What happened to that nice little trim I was going to have? Why did I get it shorn off like a bloody sheep? Did I think I was on a farm somewhere?

I think I've got a brown paper bag somewhere. Just got to cut out two eyeholes!

7 comments:

Tim Atkinson said...

Can't seem to find the photo anywhere...

Chairman Bill said...

Obviously too scary.

menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

I love Hazza Pottah! I'm just waiting for all the rugrats on summer hols to go and see it then I'll pop along for a viewing.

Still, the cinema is a jolly good place for a nap if you find the film boring enough. Hope you had a good kip.

Suburbia said...

Ooooh it can't be that bad?!!!! (Make sure that bag's not plastic!)

French Fancy... said...

Aw, it will grow back lovelier than ever:)

@eloh said...

Hats are nice, glue a bow on your head.

Wear a pair of giant ear rings.

Hell, give it time, it will work itself out.

This happened to my sister on one of the only two occations I had seen her in like 30 years. I had an awful time containing my horror.

Polly said...

Its not you its them - Hairdressers do not understand a little bit. You could go in for a trim and come out with a crew cut.